Chats with Steve: Kraft Awesome Straws
This is Chats with Steve, in which I copy and paste inane conversations I've had on Gmail chat with my buddy Steve.
me: I'm gonna visit my parents this weekend.
steve: sounds like a blast, dude
me: so blast
12:38 PM what's your blast today?
12:39 PM that's like the slogan for a commercial with kids riding skateboards with helmets and it's like a hi-c juicebox or something
steve: Kraft Awesome Straws -- What's Your Blast?
me: they are just things filled with cheese spread you suck out of individual straws
steve: yeah, they come in flavors like Mondo Cheddar
me: for a limited time: Extreme Brie
steve: Monterrey Jacked Up
me: Shutup! Swiss
steve: hahaha what's your blast
steve: they'd have pop culture icons-themed products
me: like No Doubt Nacho
12:50 PM: with gwen stefani on the straw
steve: yeah, and no doubt tours in support of the product, just replacing the lyrics of their old songs.
12:52 PM but none of it makes any sense. "i'm walking in an awesome straw. so leave a message and i'll call you back."
me: "This straw is so cheesy/C-H-E-E-S-Y!"
I know that's solo Gwen, btw. I'm no fool.
steve: What's your blast?
me: we should do a radio commercial for these
steve: definitely
me: Awesome Straws. What's YOUR Blast?
steve: Bow Dunna Dunna Dun -- Awesome Straws. Wave of the Future. Suck Cheese in your Face!
